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There are few things More Exciting, Fun or even Embarrassing  than to be sitting at work and find out you're the RECIPIENT of a Birthday Telegram.  But the individuals behind the surprise Birthday  telegram, and co-workers have just as much FUN!!! 
 

  

 Jacksonville Singing Telegrams - Fun - Entertaining - Great Memories!!! 
We offer Telegrams for the Jacksonville Area:
 
STANDARD COMEDY TELEGRAM
      
      Occasions: 

   -- BIRTHDAY (all ages)
   -- Get Well
   -- Congratulations
   -- Happy Anniversary
   -- Cheer Up
   -- Just Because
   -- OVER The Hill
   -- Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties
   -- Any Occasion

      UNCONVENTIONAL Reasons:

       -- Losing 50 lbs.
       -- Getting straight A's in a tough subject
       -- Passing the Bar Exam
 
SURPRISE Your Friends with a BIRTHDAY TELEGRAM
Know Someone Turning 6, 16, 21, 25, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70 and Beyond?!?!?!?
One of our mascot characters will deliver the entire program so bring your camera.  Video taping is okay.

Mascot Characters available:

   The CHICKEN                      BUGS BUNNY                 MOO COW
   GUMBY                                  THE JOKER                     HULA GORILLA
   JAWS                                     SANTA CLAUS                HAREM GORILLA
   TACKY TOURISTS             HARRY HILLBILLY       CARNIVAL BARKER
    RED M & M                          GORILLA                           BIKER MIKE

       LET US ENTERTAIN YOU...

 Introducing our Newest Mascot, MOO COW!

 What do cows do for entertainment? 
 They go to the M O O O O O - VIES!

             
         
    














 
                                             - BASIC Birthday  Telegram                      

                           $89.00                  
                        Mascot Presentation

                                   
                                                           
  Program Includes:                          Call Jim for further details
  •   A Birthday Certificate          904/568-1368 or
             with picture of mascot        email:
              you choose                           jacksonvillesingingtelegrams@
  •   Short humor routine            gmail.com
  •   Music and                   
  •   Happy Birthday Songs

                                           - BASIC PLUS

                                           $109.00

  •    Above Program PLUS  1/2 Dozen Helium Balloons


                                            - Economy

                                            $69.00                     

  •    1 Dozen Helium Balloons, including Mylar Balloon, Delivered by Mascot of Your Choice
  •    Birthday Certificate

Your Birthday Telegram is performed by Jim Thomas - owner/operator. Jim has performed as a stand-up comedian at places like The Comedy Zone, Jacksonville, FL; Gypsy's Comedy Club, St. Augustine, FL; Coconut's Comedy Club, Gainesville, FL; The Gathering Dinner Theatre, Jacksonville, FL.  Jim has also entertained at school assemblies in Florida and Georgia for over 20 years.  

 

 


"A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast."
                    -Groucho Marx

"Laughter is a priceless gift."
                                 -- Milton Berle

"Laughter is one of the best medicines you can have."                     -- Deepak Chopra


"Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."
                               -- Oscar Wilde



 



 
    









**Weekend Special**
Saturday and Sunday
ONLY
2 Mascots for the Price of 1
Please book as soon as possible as this is a
popular program.


For same day availability, call Jim on his cell phone as early as possible, 904/568-1368.




HA HA HA HA HA HA

Customer Feedback:

"Jim - I just wanted to say thank you.  The 'chicken man and bunny' were a Big Hit with my friend Mary on her 40th.  I truly appreciate you acting as my stand-in.  Your service was more valuable than  flowers or a fruit basket ... you helped me send a memory."
 Anna K.    (Ft. Lauderdale)

"Thank you so much, Jim!  Everyone had a great time and thought you were hilarious.  Ray said it was his best birthday yet.  You did a wonderful job.  Thanks for the laughs."
Maureen B.    (Jacksonville)

"That was fantastic, thank you so much!!!  We all really enjoyed it, and Alisa was extra surprised and amused.  Thanks again for doing that on such short notice too."
Molly D.    (Santa Fe, NM)


"Thanks so much for the genuine surprise this morning!  Never had a singing chicken telegram before, so it will make this birthday a memorable one for sure.  The framed collage is great, too.  I think I'll get a bumper sticker made with the Slow Car Club logo and design.:)"
Alisa G.     (Fernandina Beach)


"You were a BIG HIT!  Thanks again for making her Birthday a good one!"
Jessica G.  (The Robin Shepherd Group)

"Thanks so much, Jim. You were a huge hit."
Stacey G.     (North Carolina)
 
"Was an excellent job.  Very funny!"
Kirk P.          (Jacksonville)
 
"Very good and a lot of fun.  Thanks!"
Nancy M.      (Jacksonville)
 
"The Chicken was a hit."
Darla E.     (Jacksonville)

"Lots of fun!  You were great!  Nice outfit!"
Kim R.           (Jacksonville)

SOME OF OUR CUSTOMERS:
      CSX
      UF PROTON THERAPY INSTITUTE
      ADP
      RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET
      US NAVY
      I'M WITH AUDREY CAMPAIGN
      BELK'S DEPARTMENT STORE
      BAPTIST MEDICAL CENTER - NASSAU
      SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY
      PSS WORLD MEDICAL
      DESERT ELEMENTS DESIGN, INC.
      PAYFORMANCE CORPORATION
      UF SHANDS JACKSONVILLE HOSPITAL
      BAPTIST MEDICAL CENTER DOWNTOWN
      VYSTAR CREDIT UNION
      BOLLES SCHOOL
      SEA STAR LINE
      JUNGLE QUEST
      COPELAND'S RESTAURANT
      BAPTIST PRIMARY CARE
      THE DOYLE GROUP
      DEER CREEK COUNTRY CLUB
      MITCHELL'S FISH MARKET
      CLINICAL INFORMATION SYSTEMS TEAM
      CABANA HAIR AND NAILS
      HAMPTON GOLF ACCOUNTING OFFICE
      ST. LUKE'S HOSPITAL HEART FLOOR
      SEVEN BRIDGES CYCLES
      LONG HORN STEAKHOUSE
      WESTSIDE BAPTIST CHURCH
      ATLAS PHYSICAL THERAPY
      BLANDING BLVD ANIMAL HOSPITAL
      THE NATURAL LIFE GIFT CO.
      RAIN SOFT
      FIRST COAST RENTAL FINDER
      ARGYLE SWIM TEAM
      CORTELLO HAIR SALON
      RAYMOND JAMES & ASSOCIATES, Inc.
      STELLAR GROUP
      ACE CASH EXPRESS
      ST. MARK'S SCHOOL
      MOOSE LODGE
      DRIVE TIME AUTO SALES
      RUBY TUESDAY'S
      FLETCHER HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION PARTY
      CHILI'S RESTAURANT
      ST. CATHERINE'S NURSING HOME
      TEACH FOR AMERICA
      OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT
      THE CSI COMPANIES, INC.
      CEDAR CREEK CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
      LA NOPALERA MEXICAN RESTAURANT
      DUVAL COUNTY TAX OFFICE
     JOHN DEERE TRACTOR DEALERSHIP
      CHART HOUSE RESTAURANT
      RESTAURANT ORSAY
      KEEFE SUPPLY
      COMMERCIAL FIRE, INC.
      MARDI GRAS SPORTS BAR
   

We make it easy - Call or email Jim

Jacksonville Singing Telegrams

PHONE: 904-568-1368
Jacksonville, FL